So, as we wait for our head-master of pizza to do our write-up on the most recent pizza-club, I’d like to take a minute to remind people how much pizza-club has to teach us. Pizza-club has taught us that: 1) You should always call ahead to a new pizza location before you go to see if there’s actual seating. That… Read more →
Month: August 2006
Astronomers Hate Pizza
On Thursday resolutions were approved by the International Astronomical Union. These resolutions defined planets and downgraded Pluto to a dwarf planet hence forever destroying my favorite pizza related mnemonic, “My Very Educated Mother Just Sat Upon Nine Pizzasâ€. This and other variations all including pizza have been taught for years to elementary school students to remember the order of the… Read more →
Happy Birthday, dickhead.
You’re one year older, one year wiser, Rock ‘n’ roll star, king, czar, and a kaiser, A room full of friends, a mouth full of cake, Every present is for you, and it feels pretty great, You’re the man of the hour, the VIP, You get the first slice, of the PIE, But first blow out the candles, and make… Read more →
Hear Ye! Hear Ye!
Listen up bitches, I bring news of an upcoming Pizza Club event of the utmost importance! You may need to clear your schedules for this one, as it’s coming up quite quickly. This Friday in fact, Pizza Club will meet! At the new and updated PCHQ, is where you’ll need to be for this one. We’re traveling nearby, Ginelli’s Pizza.… Read more →
O Captain, My Captain!
Hello there. This is not TJ. He is on “vacation.” I, for one, have always thought it necessary to do “work” before indulging oneself in vacation, but evidently our fine Pizza Club Captain feels that sitting around on the internet all day is a tiring chore. Furthermore, due undoubtedly to his x-treme physical and mental exhaustion, he failed to plant… Read more →