You’re one year older, one year wiser,
Rock ‘n’ roll star, king, czar, and a kaiser,
A room full of friends, a mouth full of cake,
Every present is for you, and it feels pretty great,
You’re the man of the hour, the VIP,
You get the first slice, of the PIE,
But first blow out the candles, and make a wish
Put a smile on, cause it’s your berfday, bitch!
-Hesh, Sealab 2021
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