Halloween is coming, and you know what that means: I’m late with setting up the next Pizza Club meeting. Well, I went to my data, about which day is the best for Pizza, and then I looked at it, got tired, took a nap, and three days later I’m writing this garbage. Needless to say I’ve picked a day which… Read more →
Terror Alert: ‘Fudgems’ the Walking Block of Shit.
Waaaay back in the 80’s, Domino’s Pizza warned America about the Noid, perhaps the greatest pizza-related terrorist ever. The Noid was a bunny-eared goblin who was single-handedly responsible for ruining all pizza in America… Except, of course, for Domino’s. Why not Domino’s? Well, because Domino’s delivered it’s pizza in a laser-proof box. Also, it seems that since Domino’s delivered more pizzas than anyone else, it meant that… Read more →
When Success is Delicious.
The day has come and gone, but the Pizza lives on. Pizza Club has once again met, and comes away victorious. We got a hot tip on a fantastic Pizza Joint, Jakeeno’s. The name was found to be confusing, and a little frightening, as Phil wet his pants twice. Thanks for keeping that between you and your Huggies, Phil. The… Read more →
Pizza Club Shall Henceforth Be Referred To As “The Best Thing Ever.”
With that out of the way, I have some other news for you: [10:42] turkeekow: maybe you should excessively anally plunder me I hope you find that as disturbing as I did. Needless to say, there is a Pizza Club meeting coming up. Bring your fancy plans, and pants to match, as we’re going to have a rockin’ good time. … Read more →
Once again I call you to listen up, bitches.
Now, we can argue in and out whether or not I’ve actually written the recap for the last meeting, but really, only time will tell if I ever do. I think what’s more important is that we look to the future, and not the past. I have been given a suggestion, from Ms. Oriongirl, as to where we can take… Read more →